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  AGM 5 OCTOBER 2013 (UNOFFICIAL RUMORS)

  by WatchTower87 in

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  - 23 day to go .. annual meeting unofficial rumors.

  - new bible.

  - new nwt (revision).

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  The big announcement is that they're going green...

  
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  Is anyone live Tweeting from the AGM?

  by laverite in

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  hello, .

  will anyone be posting live updates via twitter or on jwn during the agm?

  cheers, .

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  Atlantis... chime in...

  Where's the BOE with the AGM instructions?
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  Another Lie - Watchtower December 2013

  by Listener in

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  i just thought i would have another look at the december 2013 watchtower in light of the agm tommorrow.

  slimboyfat had pointed out that even though there is a whole study article on the memorial, there is not one mention of the 144,000 (by number) and it may become new light that the number is no longer literal.. anway i came across this bold outright lie.

  page 22 para 4.

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  Excellent catch Listener! And excellent point...

  Regarding the number 144,000, I think they're realizing that it's time to call it a symbolic number again. Otherwise, history will repeat itself...

  Case in point, the dissapointment of 1925 which was played down on page 337 of Your Will Be Done on Earth:

  
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  Tithing....seriously? Would they have the balls?

  by XBEHERE in

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  Let me think about that for a second... No...
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  Do jws complain more than normal people?

  by Julia Orwell in

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  i'm a jw, and i have several bills to pay.

  me: "oh my goodness, i have so many bills, it's ridiculous!

  i have car rego, phone bill, electricity bill, rent...it's terrible!

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  Yes... and some like to mooch off the wealthier dubs (after complaining about being poor)... they feel the wealthier dubs owe them...
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  Hubby's going to the big meeting instead of celebrating our anniversary

  by KariOtt in

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  my hubby just informed me that he wants to attend the "big" meeting saturday instead of celebrating our anniversary.

  seems i was right when i accused him that the cult means more to him than i do.

  asshole.

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  penis?
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  "The excitement is PALPABLE"

  by Separation of Powers in

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  got caught at the supermarket (in between the martini olives and snack crackers ) with several bottles of hard liquor in my basket along with some red licorice by a sister that has known me for years.

  still respects me, not knowing that i am in full fade mode, or at least not recognizably knowing.

  anyway, when she sees me, her eyes get all big and she heads in my direction, nearly ramming my liquor laden cart with her vegan oriented basket.. "hey sop, how are you doing?

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  Stand for Pure Worship...

  The July 15, 2011 WT rag page 16 paragraph 7 says: "Loser J-Dubs (like you) who post comments on apostate websites will have at least 2 WT volumes shoved up their asses in the back room (where JW parents slap around their unruly children during meetings)."

  just saying.
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  JWFacts, you might want to see this!!

  by ILoveTTATT in

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  i saw this on my fb account... and, wasn't it you who took the pic?

  why is this on a jw fb page?

  hahahaha... someone's been naughty and coming here or to your site or w/e.... here's the translation:.

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  Poor brothers... I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that the were using a public bathroom while still being able to see the literature cart...

  
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  "The excitement is PALPABLE"

  by Separation of Powers in

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  got caught at the supermarket (in between the martini olives and snack crackers ) with several bottles of hard liquor in my basket along with some red licorice by a sister that has known me for years.

  still respects me, not knowing that i am in full fade mode, or at least not recognizably knowing.

  anyway, when she sees me, her eyes get all big and she heads in my direction, nearly ramming my liquor laden cart with her vegan oriented basket.. "hey sop, how are you doing?

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  Reminds me of all the hype preceding Anthony Morris "The Turd" much anticipated visit to Puerto Rico in early 2010...

  Nothing new was said, no new literature was announced... they didn't even make an effort to sound like they're trying to encourage the dubs ...

  It was basically a 2-hour bore-fest of poorly translated ramblings by Tony The Turd and another bethel speaker...

  Everyone left the meeting with a "WTF" look on their faces... classic.
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  Bragging among JWs...

  by ohnightdivine in

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  posting about the wonderful preaching day on fb... posting about what they ate for lunch, snacks, dinner after preaching... posting about rubbing elbows with the co, do, etc... posting about getting into pioneer school... swooning over the latest gadgets, right after the meeting... being obsessed about what clothes to wear during the assemblies.... etc.. etc... being proud of having an sp, bethelite, etc relative... being unable to take pride in academic, secular, or other normal achievements leads to the above, i guess.. and it's not at all different from how "worldly" people behave these days... .

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  Proud to be the only religion that gave out free water bottles to firemen at ground zero.

  Proud to be the only religion that preaches worldwide. Yes, even if a dub crossed the Afganistan border and stapled a tract to a camel's ass before running back to safety 2 minutes later, that counts too...